I have been in this dating pool and I gotta tell you, ‘the rules’ need to be rewritten. I read Ramona’s [article] in Cosmo, and I have all new rules. Number one: no textual relationships, meaning you only text me if you are at a luxury store and you want to know what color I want. Number two: think of my vagina as a vase. If you’ve had sex with me, it’s time to send flowers.
Bethenny, Real Housewives of New York