I'm a twentysomething writer and editor living out my dream
one day • one picture • one avenue • one story at a time.
This is where I overshare and constantly write tiny love letters to New York.
Mom: We did NOT hit it off. He talked about his old man surgeries. He double dipped in my sauce. He used a coupon for the meal. THEN he asked me for a dollar. He has no children and he's clueless. But it was pretty much over after he double dipped in the sauce. I'm writing him an email right now.
Me: A rejection letter?? Why don't you just ignore him??
Mom: I'm too classy for that. But I wouldn't mind signing the email with "good luck you old cheap bastard."