Things I May Have Said During the Super Bowl
Or, Why You Should Probably Never Watch Sports With Me:
- I think I’ll root for the Saints because I am one.
- I don’t like that we’re cheering for different teams because I don’t know when to clap.
- Bartender, can you PLEASE switch it to the Puppy Bowl?
- Is it STILL the first quarter?
- Can I get another beer?
- Why is this bar full of old dudes and chicks?
- Why did everyone just gasp like someone got shot?
- That house made of Bud Light is amazing. We need that.
- Um. I want to marry that Colts player with the last name Saturday. Being Sara Saturday is MY DREAM.
- Can I get another beer?
- Okay. That guy is ALL man.
- Those wings smell like ass…….but I want some.
- But, Whitney! I don’t WANT to watch the kitty halftime show when we get home!
- Why can’t he just keep twirling into the endzone?
- Let’s make a bet. If the Saints win, you have to get rid of your cat.
- There is no way anyone who watches “Undercover Boss” will be sober.
- Don’t. stop. the. clock! Don’t. stop. the. clock!
- Can I get another beer?
- Would you like a high five since no one else will give you one?
- Did that guy just tell me to stop texting and watch the game?
- Well. Technically, they ALL have the ball.
