• Shoe Salesman: Wow, those shoes look really great on you.
• Lady trying on Marc Jacobs pumps: Haha, thanks. I don't know though...
• Shoe Salesman: You really have incredibly beautiful legs. Those shoes just look amazing on them. Wow.
• Lady trying on MJ pumps: Okay, thanks. They're a little uncomfortable though. I might hurt my "beautiful legs" just by walking in them.
• Shoe Salesman: God, nothing could hurt those legs.
• Lady trying on MJ pumps: Alright, well why don't you tell that to my husband?
• Shoe Salesman: Hey, well you can tell it to my wife, too!
• Me: [blatantly staring in disgust/confusion]