• Me: If I was a football player, I'd probs make lots of touchdowns like that longhorn just did -- where he goes 100 yards in like 11 seconds.
• Whit: Yes. And then it would rain kittens.
• Me: Nightmare! I've watched the WHOLE 4th quarter. It's exciting. Are you proud of me? I don't even have a beer in my hand!
• Whit: SO proud!
• Me: That longhorn is stealing my golden plan!!! Pretending like he's hurt just so everyone watches and waits and cheers for JUST YOU.
• Whit: Hahaha, you'd be the worst football player EVER.
• Me: Dude. That Aggie that missed that kick hates his life right now.
• Whit: He should. He just lost the game for us!
• Me: If he was my boyf, I'd totes break up with him tonight.
• Whit: Colt McCoy should never speak.
• Me: Correct. Also, that name is ridiculous! They should have just named him Texas McCountry.