Friend:
It's okay. The women that work there are....interesting.
Friend:
They are total jersey, not the sophisticated librarian type.
Friend:
My first day, the women kept going outside to smoke cigarettes, and then when they got back, one of them asked another, "where were you? we were looking for you!"
Friend:
And she replied, "I was pooping." UMMM.
Me:
OMG
Me:
The Real Librarians of New Jersey
Friend:
That would be amazing.
Friend:
Weight Watchers was the hot topic of discussion the other night.
Friend:
...while they were eating donuts.
Me:
YES. Love it.
Friend:
Also, there is a security guard who likes to be called Bulldog and who likes to "get crunked" on Friday nights.
Me:
I think you mean just "crunk."
Friend:
Whatever.
Me:
This would DEFINITELY make some awesomely bad reality TV.
