I'm a twentysomething writer and editor living out my dream
one day • one picture • one avenue • one story at a time.
This is where I overshare and constantly write tiny love letters to New York.
Friend: It's okay. The women that work there are....interesting.
Friend: They are total jersey, not the sophisticated librarian type.
Friend: My first day, the women kept going outside to smoke cigarettes, and then when they got back, one of them asked another, "where were you? we were looking for you!"
Friend: And she replied, "I was pooping." UMMM.
Me: OMG
Me: The Real Librarians of New Jersey
Friend: That would be amazing.
Friend: Weight Watchers was the hot topic of discussion the other night.
Friend: ...while they were eating donuts.
Me: YES. Love it.
Friend: Also, there is a security guard who likes to be called Bulldog and who likes to "get crunked" on Friday nights.
Me: I think you mean just "crunk."
Friend: Whatever.
Me: This would DEFINITELY make some awesomely bad reality TV.
