I woke up this morning to a massive gift bag outside my bedroom door. The last time this happened, it was a gift bag from the In Touch Weekly 5th Anniversary Party and it was full of amaaaazing goodies! (Whit interns at a gossip website, so she gets a lot of swag.) Today, it was “goodies” from the Gay Marketing Honors (an event she attended with a friend through work), full of men mags, Melissa Ethridge CDs, hair products, and of course, anal lube.

Its the thought that counts right ?!

I would also like to include that while she was out at this event, I received a text message from her that read: “Where axer you now I want you to be home when I get there I’m afraid of ghosts.” And that was the unedited version. HAHAHA. Lovesit.