I'm a twentysomething writer and editor living out my dream
one day • one picture • one avenue • one story at a time.
This is where I overshare and constantly write tiny love letters to New York.
Me: omg, have you heard "Sexy Bitch" by David Guetta?????
Whit: no
Me: classy lyrics
Me: "I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful...damn girl, damn you'se a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch"
Me: ...because that's respectful.
Whit: SWOON!
Me: and how is "You're a Jerk" a song?
Me: when all it says is "youre a jerk" "I know" -- REPEAT.
Me: "Ice Cream Paint Job"???!?!? Um, "cream on the inside, cream on the outside, ice cream paint job"
Me: these are NOT real songs.
Me: "Just throw it in the bag"??? How is THAT a song?
Whit: you need to spend more time on iTunes
Me: I am thinking I do not.