I'm a twentysomething writer and editor living out my dream
one day • one picture • one avenue • one story at a time.
This is where I overshare and constantly write tiny love letters to New York.
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I really like how you say “Part One”. Sara is the only person I know who has huge birthdays.
SARA & LACEY —— REMEMBER THE FIRST SARAPOLOOZA?!? What.a.night. I think the morning after with the cops might have been better, though.
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Cop: Ma’am we need you to pick up all the trash around the yard.
Sara: Ughhhh. Okay.
(Sara and I pick up the red cups that are everywhere, but leave an empty shampoo bottle.)
Cop: Ma’am I said all of the trash.
Sara: Um, my guests did not drink out of shampoo bottles.
(I reach to pick it up.)
Sara: Tara, I said no.
HAHAHAHA. I am awesome. The end.
