May 2010
Children more likely to own a mobile phone than a... →
This makes me sad.
“When Carrie asks Big, ‘Am I just a bitch wife who nags you?’ I could...”
– Andrew O’Hehir, Salon.com
HAHAHA. This was Michael’s favorite review about the much anticipated, but highly disappointing Sex and the City 2. We have a date tonight to see the movie, and while I already know it doesn’t even come close to the ingenuity of the series, I’m...
I love a good subway hero story. →
The woman on the tracks? The train rolled over her safely and she was pulled out, alive. Our hero? He disappeared without identifying himself, just like a real hero. Of course, this city must work nonstop to find him so that he can be appropriately showered with rewards to the point that we develop a backlash against the sickening display of hero worship. Here is the only published description...
Safetysuit, “Find a way”
Valley Maker, “The First”
Band of Horses, “Infinite Arms”
Stateless, “Bloodstream”
“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly...”
– Chelsea Handler
“It has gotten to the point where if I had to choose between falling in love and...”
– Nikos Kazantzakis
TLC, “Creep”
TGIF jams.
[30 Rock]
Avery: Well, if you must know I’m on Dodecaysil, the pill where you only get your period once a year.
Jack: Ugh. We're so close to beating that thing completely.
hawt yoga.
Bored with my current workout routine (walking everywhere, living on the fourth floor and occasionally chasing down a cab), I decided I needed to try something a little more exciting. So, obviously I opted for contorting my body into unnatural, twisted shapes for 90 minutes in a 100-degree room of hell.
After doing some research and reading this inspiring article, I signed up for a weeklong pass...
I'm not sure it works like that.
Me: Wow, it's difficult to do some of these face down poses when you have...um, such big boobs.
Bikram Yoga Instructor: Oh, yes, this is true for some women. But having big boobs means you just have so much more love in your heart!
Dan Wilson, “Sugar”
“…I think maybe it’s not someone who comes here to find what they can...”
– Sherie Rene Scott when asked, “What makes someone a New Yorker?”
Liz: I just haven't met THE ONE yet.
Jack's Mom: Oh, for crying out loud Liz! See, that's what feminism does -- it makes smart girls with nice birthing shapes believe in fairy tales.
