April 2010
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the...
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OH MY LADY GAGA! →
OMLG is the new OMG. Got it?
Hangover Cures: Myth, Legend, and Fact →
Hangovers rank right up there with drunk dialing your angry ex as one of the least pleasant drinking-related side effects. Stave off a hangover with these before and after tips—and skip the hangover myths.
Personally? Vitamin Water. A bagel. 6 more hours of sleep. CURED.
It’s a well-known fact that everyone outside of NYC gets married in their...
– Michael
I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone...
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via)
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True Story.
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (via quote-book)
“If you think about it, procrastination is really...
[I saw this on someone’s Facebook — author unknown.]
I guess I settled that.
Random guys on 44th: Hey, can you settle an argument for us? ... Can you cook?
Me: No.
One to the other: SEE!
First, let’s get rid of the idea that playing the field is a miserable,...
– Mary Elizabeth Williams, “The Tyranny of Dating Choice” [Salon]
I’m excited about your birthday! Are you going to play barbie and dress me...
– An email from my BFF Emma who is coming to visit in 3 weeks! CLEARLY we always have ridiculous amazing adventures when we’re together. I can’t wait to have her in NYC!
Carrie: New York is the perfect place to be single. The city is your date.
Miranda: You're dating the city?
Carrie: About 18 years. It's getting serious. l think l'm in love.
If I had to choose between written words or played music it would be a hard...
– Smoking with Camus
BROWNIE HUSBAND: The first companion dessert designed to melt your heart while you eat his face!
Tina Fey: If you could have dinner with ANY person, living or dead, in the history of the WORLD, what would you order?
Oprah: That is a good question! Depending on whether I was on a [diet] program or not, doing my juicing thing or not ... I would probably have Jesus over for fried chicken.
There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless.
– Simone De Beauvoir