April 2010
Angus & Julia Stone, “Wasted”
March 2010
Michael and I are going to Texas in two weeks. It...
Me: Michael! We're going to go to this GAY COWBOY bar in Dallas called ROUND-UP SALOON. Are you SO excited?
Michael: Will people be wearing their cowboy costumes?
Me: YES! What part of GAY COWBOY BAR don't you understand?!
Michael: Oh my! Should I buy a cowboy hat? Does that count as a carry on item? I don't know if you can smash those down in luggage and have them maintain their shape.... Oh, man there is so much stuff about Texas and millinery that I have to learn.
Truth
New York Mag: What do you hate most about living in New York?
Zoe Kazan: That I'm too big to be pushed around in a stroller.
Tina Tells Mommy Tales, Jokes About Vogue... →
This is what I got to see LIVE!!! I love her so very much.
“She went down to Onetangi Beach to go fishing in her eight-inch heels, undies...”
– Lady Gaga is my hero (NYPost)
Angus and Julia Stone, “Big Jet Plane”
New York's Finest
Starbucks Barista: It's free pastry day! What would you like?
Snooty Lady: Oh. Unfortunately, I don't eat. But I guess I'll take it to my doorman.
Rosi Golan (feat. William Fitzsimmons),...
Healthcare Reform: What to expect if the bill... →
A simple yet informative overview of what’s to come.
[Bored to Death]
Jonathan: I am really hungover from that vodka.
Ray: Well you've gotta write something today. I do my best work hungover -- I have less brain cells to confuse the issue.
Miike Snow, “Billie Holiday”
“Jersey is the new vampire.”
– Tyra Banks
St. Patrick's Special: 'The Ultimate Drunk People... →
Lykke Li, “Tonight”
“For a writer, the blinking cursor on a blank Word document is both a thrill and...”
– The intro to a paper I wrote last year about writer’s block
“Erin and I have our first date tonight and it has to be perfect. Why? Because...”
– Andy, The Office
[ugly betty]
Daniel: What is [that hot model guy] doing here?
Amanda: Decorating my world.
