March 2010
69 posts
Otis Redding, “Try a little...
February 2010
59 posts
“For all the excitement and glamour, life in the big city does have its...”
– The Good Guy
Some drunk has been singing "let it snow, let it...
New York, I love you.
Obama shuts. it. down. →
McCain: 0. Obama: 43759843.
Time Out, New York!
(Or Why I’ll Be Single Indefinitely) By Sara Katherine Runnels
I was completely sober when I agreed to be in Time Out New York’s recent Singles Issue. My friend who works at the magazine mentioned they were in need of unabashed, ready-to-mingle spinsters who were willing to put themselves in a collective advertisement for the Single Population of New York. And rarely would I ever turn down...
“Never take advice from anyone with no investment in the outcome.”
– David Hare [10 Rules for Writing Fiction]
“They’re making men every day, just get another one.”
– Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love (via)
“Whatever love you can get and give.
Whatever happiness you can provide.
...”
– Woody Allen, Whatever Works
Whit: I can't figure out what I have. It's like the flu, but I have an appetite.
Mel: That's good, you need to eat. What's the saying? 'Starve a fever, feed a flu'?
Sara: No, it's 'beer before liquor.'
Me: how's the new house?!
Chelsea: it's good, we're all moved in.
Me: so is Seth ever gonna put a ring on it?
Chelsea: girl, he put a house on it!
“I never met a bow or a ruffle I didn’t like.”
– Michelle Smith, designer of Milly
Me either, sister.
I went on a first date tonight and despite certain...
Polish off the restaurant’s entire supply of red wine.
Get hostile when he said he didn’t like Jersey Shore.
Question his man jewelry.
Secretly take his picture with my phone to show my friends.
Say “that’s what she said” (although many opportunities arose).
Spill anything.
Ask if his law degree came from the University of Phoenix Online.
Tonight, I was a...
WPL: what are you going to wear when you meet up with him tonight?
SKR: probably fancy important businesslady clothes
WPL: what does that entail exactly?
SKR: I don't know, something that says I don't wear uggs and leggings and cardigans to work everyday
WPL: ahahahha, sounds legit
Azure Ray, “Displaced”
Am I making...
“Anybody who writes a book is an optimist. First of all, they think they’re...”
– Margaret Atwood [CNN]
“Good question. I don’t know what it means to be a New Yorker anymore. I...”
– Judah Friedlander when asked, “what makes someone a New Yorker?” [nymag]
How many things are wrong with this sentence?
The 3-year-old donned an $850 Salvatore Ferragamo “Sofia” handbag while boarding a helicopter with her parents in Jamaica. [US]
The correct answer is ALL OF IT.
It makes me sad when people tell me they married...
(via:via)
“In my heart I’m a vegan, but in my mouth I lack discipline.”
– Jonathan, Bored to Death
Ryan Adams, “Sylvia Plath”
“I was gonna go to Brooklyn and then I realized I didn’t want to go there.”
– Michael
My annual Valentine’s Day theme song!
“People will say, ‘Oh, fashion magazines are so bad, they’re giving...”
– Tina Fey in Vogue
Liz: I scheduled a root canal for February 14th, Jack. I will spend half the day in twilight sleep, then I will go home and watch the Lifetime original movie, My Stepson is My Cyber Husband.
Jack: Wow, that is inspired. You are truly the Picasso of loneliness.
Liz: Or, I am that painting elephant of AWESOMENESS.
“I think [Valentine’s Day] is meant to be fun and if you hate it then...”
– Anne Hathaway [via]
Things I May Have Said During the Super Bowl
Or, Why You Should Probably Never Watch Sports With Me:
I think I’ll root for the Saints because I am one.
I don’t like that we’re cheering for different teams because I don’t know when to clap.
Bartender, can you PLEASE switch it to the Puppy Bowl?
Is it STILL the first quarter?
Can I get another beer?
Why is this bar full of old dudes and chicks?
Why did...
“This is New York City. The only happy endings are in Chinatown.”
– The Good Guy
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“Why on earth aren’t people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the...”
– Jack Kerouac
fact.
Me: Ugh. I feel like shit today. Why can't I learn to go home when the party is OVER?
Audrey: Because you are the party, and therefore it's never over.