October 2009
“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t...”
– Sylvia Plath
September 2009
Well we’re movin’ on DOWN, to the WEST...
Apartment 5C
The Big Move of ‘09 is finally upon us, and in less than 24 hours, we’ll officially be living on the other side of our tiny little island.
I’ve called Midtown East home for the last two and a half years (over 70% of my New York life), and in terms of location, safety, entertainment and convenience, I think it’s perfection. Our 100-year-old, prewar (still don’t know which...
Lissy Trullie, “Ready for the Floor”...
“You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before dude-eruses. Ovaries before...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
“I call myself a feminist. Isn’t that what you call someone who fights for...”
– Dalai Lama
“Point being: I can’t tell you how embarrassed I was to admit my recent...”
– Julia Allison
Me: Have you watched GLEE yet? There's an adorable 16-year-old gay who just came out to his dad AND they all live in Ohio. It is like your past.
Michael: HOT. Sadly, I am gay enough to have sex with men and dress up like a woman, but not gay enough to watch GLEE.
WatchSo when they put their hands on my hips It makes me want to recoil my fists And after a few drinks, I swing and I miss you….
[Brenda Donohue — the next big thing, y’all.]
Phoenix, “Girlfriend”
Sad is for the...
“I’m not really a religious guy, but I do pray for opportunities to make...”
– Jeff Lewis
“The truest thing I know about relationships…is that sometimes, we don’t know...”
– Men in Trees
One of my favorites.
Leona Lewis, “Happy”
Discussing the top 100 songs on iTunes
Me: omg, have you heard "Sexy Bitch" by David Guetta?????
Whit: no
Me: classy lyrics
Me: "I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful...damn girl, damn you'se a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch"
Me: ...because that's respectful.
Whit: SWOON!
Me: and how is "You're a Jerk" a song?
Me: when all it says is "youre a jerk" "I know" -- REPEAT.
Me: "Ice Cream Paint Job"???!?!? Um, "cream on the inside, cream on the outside, ice cream paint job"
Me: these are NOT real songs.
Me: "Just throw it in the bag"??? How is THAT a song?
Whit: you need to spend more time on iTunes
Me: I am thinking I do not.
Glee Cast, “Bust Your Windows”
(Added...
MoZella, “I Will”
If I were in a...
Pink, “Crystal Ball”
Mel: Do y'all have any trashy mags?
Whitney: I think you used the last one.
Me: Way to blame me for the last trash bag.
Whitney: I'm not. I just saw you with the last black trash bag.
Me: Well how is there a white one in the kitchen?
Whitney: A white what?
Me: A white trash bag! Where did they come from?
Whitney: I don't know. I'm pretty sure we don't have any more trash bags.
Mel: Um. I said trashy mag, not trash bag. But that was fun...
“Funny thing about being smart is that you can get through most of your life...”
– Joel McHale in Community
Michael: What are you doing later?
Me: rummaging through my room, getting stuff ready to move.
Me: Want to come over?
Michael: Not in the least.
Michael: I may meet up with [a guy I met a few weeks ago and suggested Michael add as a friend on Facebook for matchmaking purposes] tonight - want to come down and join us eventually?
Me: Woah!
Me: Y'all have talked?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!
Michael: No. We use telekinesis.
Me: Faghag squeal!
Michael: OH SICK
Michael: You ruin my life.
Watchthedailywhat:
1980s Dating Video Montage of the Day: Being single is hard. The creepier you are, however, the easier it gets.
[via.]
“Can you feel it in the air? It’s getting colder. It’s boyfriend...”
– Michael
In New York, concrete jungle Where dreams are made...
“Personally, I think if a woman hasn’t met the right man by the time she’s 24,...”
– Deborah Kerr (via)
“New York is an ugly city, a dirty city. Its climate is a scandal, its politics...”
– John Steinbeck, 1953
