August 2009
69 posts
Jamie Cullum, “Lover, You Should’ve Come...
Me: How much did you drink?
Anjali: I have no idea! They just keep filling up your cup!
Anjali: It was like your dream and my worst nightmare.
Michael: Can we get some water?
Bartender: I need to see your IDs.
Michael: Um. Is it alcohol water?
Blame it on the city And let everything go. [Eren...
“For crying out loud. The cute is killing me. Can I sue? Can my ovaries sue? Can...”
– Jezebel’s Dodai re: the adorable kids in the J.Crew catalog
Miike Snow, “Animal”
The trials of being a single father →
The sweetest little story!
Joshua Radin, “When You Find Me” (From...
Counting Crows, “Good Time”
Instead...
939. Because of men like THIS! →
via 1,001 Reasons We’re (Probably) Single
“A study out of the University of Michigan claims that women in their 20s...”
– Jezebel
Me: Greg! I had the worst morning ever!
Greg: Starbucks was closed?
Ben Folds (feat. Regina Spektor), “You...
Whitney: well. you can't say "goddamn" in your request for gifts from god.
Me: oh. right.
Augustana, “Fire”
My New Motto
STFU and write.
Kate Nash, “The Nicest Thing”
I wish...
Me: Yeah, she asked me to be her maid of honor!
Lindsey: OMG. can you handle it!?
Me: I hope so!
Lindsey: I mean, that's a lot of responsibility.
Lindsey: and you can't spill anything.
Watch
New York, I Love You
CAN’T. WAIT.
“The new research found that women with a high degree of CYNICAL HOSTILITY were...”
– LiveScience
Well, fuck.
Why I love Kathy Griffin →
“Later on in the program, Kathy talked with some pageant kids from Toddlers & Tiaras. They taught her how to do their walk, and then she asked them if they wanted her to make a call to Child Protective Services.”
HAHAHAHAHASJKSFJHKDHF.
“My humor isn’t meant to be mean or hurt anyone. But it’s to make...”
– Charlyne Yi
she & him, “you really got a hold on...
“Your new blog is pretty funny. You two are so cute together. Sure wish a couple...”
– Mom, re: 1,001 reasons
Me: omg, I just thought the ad for this apartment said it was in MARGARITAVILLE, NY!!
Whitney: What was it really?
Me: Margaretville, NY
Whitney: hahaha you would have totally left Manhattan for Margaritaville.
Texas Boys and Technology
Brent: I'm on iPhone facebook chat...sweet.
Me: Oh lord. you and your new gadget.
Brent: it's incredible. just took a pic of a hot chick at discount tire, emailed it, and did Twitter in one minute.
1,001 Reasons We're (Probably) Single →
I started a blog a few weeks ago that reveals daily never-before-seen evidence as to why Whitney and myself are still single. (Okay, some of it’s been seen.)
I realize this concept is a little…overdone?, but I’m sorry, the world can never have enough *SBWBs. Sure, it’s a little heavy on the “crazy cat lady” from her end, and a little heavy on the “all men...
Fleetwood Mac, “Dreams”
Maybe...
There's a reason we're roommates. And single.
[while Sara is working on a 200-page manuscript due at 9 a.m.]
me: Good news!
Sara: Doubt it.
me: There's a 'To Catch a Predator' marathon on MSNBC RIGHT NOW!
Sara: ...Why would you tell me that? Now I need to go watch it.
