July 2009
102 posts
Tomorrow is August 1st?!
Holy shit. Where the HELL did my summer go?!
This may or may not be the most accurate portrayal of one or many of my Saturday nights.
(File this under: Reasons I am Still Single)
Bright Lights, Big Internet →
“Believe it or not, the Internet is a tougher town than New York; fewer people make it here, but no one there seems to make it for long.”
…they clasped hands, closed their eyes, and vowed they would never be...
– Summer Sisters
Aunt Daria: You guys aren't headed to our boat to see Sara and Whitney, are you?
Two dudes on a neighboring boat: Yes.
Aunt Daria: No, you're not. Those girls will eat you alive. They categorize men as "toolbags" or "boyfriends." And you two are toolbags.
I saw your bull-riding video…hope you did not sustain any additional brain...
– Mom
Minor whiplash. Major class.
There are no gays here. Just breeders. I can FEEL people getting pregnant around...
– Michael @ Johnny Utah’s
Tom Hansen: Why is it that pretty girls think they can treat everybody like crap and get away with it? McKenzie: Centuries of reinforcement.
I like being on my own. Relationships are messy and people’s feelings get hurt....
– 500 Days of Summer
The truth is, everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth...
– Bob Marley
Your life will never plateau; you are always finding some new and fabulous way...
– My favorite Californian
I like that you got both of your parents to pose with their hands on their hips...
– Michael
Greg: You know, I was thinking earlier today, that I haven't heard any stories about you knocking over flower displays, diving head-first into cabs and/or trying to skip out on $200 wine tabs. I'm impressed.
Me: I think I'm growing up!
Like many natural beauties, New York is effortlessly photogenic. It has fabulous...
– Holland Cotter
Excuse me. What’s going on? Why is everyone just watching the grass??
– Confused man at the park
Ralph Waldo Emerson once asked what we would do if the stars only came out once...
– Paul Hawken