July 2009
102 posts
It’s New York City, everyone’s antsy. I mean, I flush the toilet...
– PC, NYC Prep
Me too, brother.
Whatever love you can get and give. Whatever happiness you can provide. Every temporary measure of grace. Whatever works.
Loved the movie. Very funny, very Woody.
June 2009
117 posts
Watching an episode of "16 and Pregnant"...
and the baby daddy just bought his girlfriend a pink “engagement” ring. From WALMART. For $21. And then asked what the return policy was.
I have no words.
Also, despite being almost 10 years older than most of these bitches, this show is another excellent form of birth control. DO. NOT. WANT.
Friend: [Boy] makes me mad.
Me: Why?
Friend: I dressed super cute today and he hasn't come over to say hi and fall madly in love with me.
And to this day, I feel the same way about [New York]. I’ve been to every...
– Woody Allen
The gays get ready for pride on Sunday...
Colin: I've already dry-cleaned my assless chaps.
Michael: Ooooh, you should be very careful with your leathergoods. I hope you have a good place.
It’s like we’re in Gossip Girl…except in a rented Civic.
There are very few times I wish I didn't have...
but being face down on a massage table for an hour is one of them.
Me: Okay. He is a creep.
Whit: How do you figure?
Me: He keeps prefacing every other sentence with: "I don't mean to sound creepy, but..."
Whit: Hmmm.
Me: Look. I preface a lot of my sentences with: "I don't mean to be a bitch, but..."
Whit: But you're a bitch.
Me: My point exactly! Total creep.