May 2009
75 posts
1 tag
“Don’t forget: alcohol cures the swine flu!”
– DJ at The Bay
April 2009
94 posts
Amy: I'm actually hoping I'll catch pig flu so i can have a much deserved mini-break from work
Me: Hahahahaha, brillz!
Amy: I'm 2 seconds away from licking all the door handles around the office
Me: YES. PLS DO THAT.
Amy: do you want me to take a picture when I do?
Me: obvs! then I will blog!
Amy: i'm going to try and photo shoot myself
Me: this can only end well!
Aiah: You should come over for dinner sometime!
Me: I would love that...except, I'm scared of Brooklyn.
Me: Just kidding.
Me: I'm really just a lazy public transportationalist.
Aiah: hahahahahahaha
Me: I made that word up.
Aiah: It's a good one.
Aiah: Well, if you ever get over your BKphobia, you should come
Me: haha most defintiely
Me: I have hipster bangs now
Me: So I will feel safer over there.
Do I Have Swine Flu? →
Me: Hey, look at this headline: Medical Expert Says Refusing Preggo Women Alcohol Is "Sexist"
Whit: hahahahahahaha, are YOU the medical expert?!
“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.”
– Salma Hayek (via quote-book)
jennabee:
Grand Atlantic - Single Ladies.
Oh...
Spoon - I Turn My Camera On
This song may or may...
Modern Female Dating Anxiety (MFDA) →
The condition most commonly affects self-assured women who lose their cool on the dating circuit.
There actually are components of mental illness that we see coming into the picture of MFDA (and) we know that these are people who are mentally healthy.
Women have a sense of confidence and security that somehow becomes absent in the dating situation.
The evolution of “conveniences”...
“…because when girls get carried away by romance, they often squeal...”
– NYMag’s GG recap
Architecture in Helsinki - Heart It Races
...
“No man is worth suffering the indignity of mass transit.”
– Blair Waldorf
Walk of Shame Kit →
I’d say that’s $35 well spent…
Watch“Are you a single woman? PUT THE GUN DOWN. There’s hope for all of us and a lot to learn from VH1’s new reality show ‘Tough Love.’”
Samantha: Where do people go when they leave New York?
Miranda: The real world?
“I am like a housewife. I make pancakes and clean and take care of my suburban...”
– Michael @ home in Ohio
HAPPY FRIDAY!
[Guillemots - Trains to Brazil]
Noisettes - When You Were Young (Killers Cover)...
“…isn’t part of falling in love the surprise, the serendipity, the...”
– Jezebel’s Dodai, Putting a Deadline on Love: Bad Idea
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Runaway
LOVE.
INTERNET-AGE WRITING SYLLABUS AND COURSE OVERVIEW. →
Fantastic.
Melissa: I dont know. For the most part, I think guys are just dumb shits.
Me: Well, you know I won't argue that.
Melissa: who don't think much outside of hunger, the need to poop, and sex
Melissa: oh, and beer.
Me: That's all I think about.
Melissa: lol. false.
Me: Okay, plus boys.
May has always been my favorite month.
And not just because I usually have week-long birthday celebrations. It’s always been a month of amazing beginnings and endings for me: the school semester, graduation, summer, New York, vacations, jobs, etc. I’m looking forward to this May more than any other because it promises to be absolutely incredible. The highlights:
Color in Manhattan (cherry blossoms!)
My 25th birthday...
Me: I can't decide which pic to put on my birthday invitation
Whit: what are your opts?
Me: the birthday cake from last year with my face on it, or me in a really awesome wasted party pic
Whit: well that narrows it down to 1500
“I have been in this dating pool and I gotta tell you, ‘the rules’...”
– Bethenny, Real Housewives of New York
Katharine McPhee - Better Off Alone
Whit: so what is the post-work plan?
Me: mmm I have no idea
Whit: well, you are the director of all things alcohol-related
Me: I am? what. an. honor.
Whit: curtsy.
Me: swig.
Amber: You went out and bought blue eyeshadow?!
Michael: No. I just borrowed it from this dude's apartment last night. duh.
“Tuesday is the worst day of the week. You don’t know whether to look forward or...”
– Charlie Boehme, 21, student, Memphis in Esquire (via mascarah)
You dance like a queen In spite of all the things...
[Katy Perry - Thinking of You]