December 2009
New Years Resolutions
1. Write, write, write.
2. Be nice to boys.
3. Stop spending money.
“The midnight kiss. It’s not just another kiss. It’s all the hope of romance of...”
– In Search of a Midnight Kiss
The Hottest of New Years Eve Messes
December 31st will be the fourth time I celebrate New Years Eve in New York City, and I can’t wait to ring in 2010 with a BANG, ifyouknowwhatimean. I’m anxious to see what the night has in store –- although I have several pretty good ideas about how it might go. The previous NYEs in the city have been nothing less than crazy, entertaining and absolutely ludicrous –- complete with hot mess stories...
Ask me anything. →
Anonymously. This should be fun.
Angus & Julia Stone, “And The...
“I prefer dieting the Italian way: drink a bottle of wine, make a smart remark,...”
– Golden Girls
Me: MTV is really in the Christmas spirit -- Jersey Shore marathon tonight!
Whit: Oh shit. Are you and your mom fist pumpin' in honor of baby jesus?
Me: Fist pumpin' and playing Scrabble, bitches! Are you and the fam giving each other frickin' poofs?
Whit: Grandmommy's styling the poofs while we do jager bombs.
Why We Love New York →
Erik Hassle + Ellie Goulding, “Be...
Otis Redding, “Cigarettes and Coffee”
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Otis Redding, “Merry Christmas, Baby”
Snow Jokes.
Whitney: Eight to twelve inches are expected tonight!
Me: Yeah they are. IN MY BEDROOM.
Me: Yeah, we hung out with him last night. He took pics of us.
WPL: I like that your definition of hanging out with someone is having them take pics of you.
Me: There is a Christmas song called Backdoor Santa
Me: It makes me think of you.
Michael: Don't be nasty.