December 2009
“Be nice to boys and don’t go for the jackass.”
– Wise words from my best friend.
November 2009
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance →
35. Avoid any girl who won’t make out with you in a taxi. She lacks a properly functioning sexual instinct.
This list is fantastic.
Norah Jones, “Back to Manhattan”
Where Whitney and I discuss the Aggie/UT football...
Me: If I was a football player, I'd probs make lots of touchdowns like that longhorn just did -- where he goes 100 yards in like 11 seconds.
Whit: Yes. And then it would rain kittens.
Me: Nightmare! I've watched the WHOLE 4th quarter. It's exciting. Are you proud of me? I don't even have a beer in my hand!
Whit: SO proud!
Me: That longhorn is stealing my golden plan!!! Pretending like he's hurt just so everyone watches and waits and cheers for JUST YOU.
Whit: Hahaha, you'd be the worst football player EVER.
Me: Dude. That Aggie that missed that kick hates his life right now.
Whit: He should. He just lost the game for us!
Me: If he was my boyf, I'd totes break up with him tonight.
Whit: Colt McCoy should never speak.
Me: Correct. Also, that name is ridiculous! They should have just named him Texas McCountry.
Three things I'm thankful for:
My Amazing Family.
My Wonderful Friends.
New York City.
No Woman No Cry by Xavier Rudd (Bob Marley cover)
Dude at bar: um, why are you more interested in the bartender than me?
Me: because he doesn't say much and he brings me drinks
Sign a petition to help stop the Stupak-Pitts... →
And leave my uterus alone, you assholes!
“Hi! It’s Carrie Bradshaw. I wanted to let you know that I’m getting...”
– I’m a fan of this logic.
Did Texas' Gay Marriage Ban Accidentally Ban... →
Ohhhhh, Texas.
Singles vs. Marrieds
Me: Hiiii! I just had drinks on a hotel rooftop and now I'm walking home in 10-inch heels. What are youuu doing?
BFF: Oh, Gerry and I were just going over our bucket lists.
John Mayer, “Assassin”
I was a...
“And I feel bad for the people who don’t at some point understand that...”
– Nora Ephron [CNN]
“Nobody likes blonde around here. This is all brunette territory.”
– Some douchebag on The City
Sadly, he’s right. We’re certainly a rare breed in New York, but that’s what I love about it.
John Mayer, “Heartbreak Warfare”
Me: The hardest part of my morning -- after waking up, cramming myself into the train and dealing with work emails/drama -- is most definitely the recurring battle between bagel and banana. I WANT THAT WARM DELICIOUS CALORIE-FILLED BAGEL SO BAD, but the banana is the clear winner for so many reasons. It is a constant, terrible battle. My life is hard.
Whitney: would it help to know I've had both a bagel AND a banana today?
Me: YES. Now I can go about my day.
Cat Power, “Hard Times in New York”...
“I am a total cliché—writing in my journal as I sit in Washington Square Park on...”
– From a May 22, 2006 journal entry (my first real day in New York)
Me: OMG, Whit!!!!! There's a firefighter auction at Turtle Bay tonight. WE. MUST. GO.
Whit: God. I told you that LAST WEEK, and you said, "um, I don't PAY for my firefighters."
Me: Oh. Right.
WatchI’m Bored (You Ruined My Pants) by Chuck Bass (courtesy of The Soup)
“I run this city. It ain’t no thang.”
– Levi Johnston, when asked during his NYC visit, “Do you feel like a small guy in a big city?”
Aw. Levi. You’re adorable and all, but no you don’t and yes it is.
The New York Music Project →
Very cool.
Me: OMG I can't believe one day I'm gonna be an auntie to your little babies!
Lacey: hahahahaha, scary!
Lacey: "Honey, Auntie Sara is coming to visit. Don't cry. And always agree with her. And let her dress you up however she wants. And don't forget to refill her wine glass."
Me: hahaha, those kids are gonna love me.
