January 2009
83 posts
You’re going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, brightest,...
– Milk (via allthatglittersispink)
Anjali: My friend from the Washington Post is in town
Me: Is he cutesinglestraight?
Anjali: nomarriedhasababy
Me: hahahahahha, dammit.
Whitney: Yeah! Who's the retard NOW?!
Sara: Um. That implies that you were previously the retard. GOOD ONE.
Whitney’s blog is just a collection of cat pictures and updates on her...
– Michael. HAHAHA. SO not true. But as for Whitney? Judge for yourself.
“This recession just bought everyone an extra two... →
A love letter to summer.
Dear Sweet Summer,
I know it’s a little soon, but I miss you more than you could ever know. Your delightful warmth, your luscious greenery and the way you make me look slightly more attractive all seem like a distant memory. I’m sorry for taking you for granted during your stay. Winter has been such a cold-hearted bitch, and I’m tired of her antics. You are the best season a...
10 Chick flick cliches that are NOT in He’s Just Not That Into You. LOVE it. (via beccagrawl)
Whitney: Dare me to answer the door for the delivery guy in my SNUGGIE?
Sara: Triple dog dare you.
Whitney: What will you give me?
Sara: Some of my dignity because you won't have any left.
My entire existence could be summed up in one phrase. And that is: if my life...
– Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking
The twenties are as frenetic a decade as the teens. You have a voice inside your...
– Erica Jong
Michael: [link to a picture of Obama]
Michael: That might be his first pic in washington as president
Michael: in the oval office that is.
Sara: it is lovely
Sara: he looks like he's ready to get down to biz.
Michael: I would be tired from parties and like - this is boring.
Michael: Wouldn't you be?
Michael: Well, actually, you would probably be impeached from your [inaugural] ball activities.
Sara: HAHAHA. So true.
lfarm:
(via cnn)
LOVE HIM.
What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on...
– President Obama’s First Inaugural Address (via beccagrawl)
MNTE.
While Skank Sunday Night (which includes Rock of Love Bus and Tool Academy) is quite an exciting evening in itself, nothing delights my roommate and myself more than Monday Night TV Extravaganza:
Gossip Girl Momma’s Boys The Bachelor Bromance The City
Four and a half hours of QUALITY television that make Mondays relatively tolerable. Especially when my roommate gets domestic and makes...
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and...
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
I’m so glad you reward bad behavior with positive reinforcement.
– Lindsey Fostinis, re: my beautiful new MJ bag, hahahaha
I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure in the landscape -...
– Andrew Wyeth, American painter [1917 - 2009] in an email from dad
Christmas in January.
I bought it. And I love it. And I deserve it. And I found it for $250 LESS than the retail price. And now I have to go write a freelance manuscript so I can pay for it. YAY!
I’m not single, I’m busy. That’s my line.
– Renee Zellweger in the February Marie Claire