July 2008
81 posts
voicemail
“Hi. This message is for Sara. Um. This is Jeremy calling from Blockbuster.You returned American Psycho with um, the box, uh, empty. So if you can, uh, return the movie, uh, back. That’d be….great. Thank you.”
Oops.
“The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep US...”
– Randy Pausch
Challenging a Man to Walk a Mile in Our Heels →
Yes, please.
Can’t You See - Total feat. Notorious B.I.G
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mini diets/goals.
In hopes of finding some clarity, I’ve decided to use this week to engage in some small feats that I think will make a huge difference in my overall quality of life. I’ve made a list of several goals that I’d like to explore and attempt over the next 5 days. And by publicizing these personal objectives, I’m hoping to be more inclined to actually follow through.They...
“Don’t ever trust anyone who doesn’t smoke pot, Luke. Okay?...”
– Ben Kingsley in The Wackness
Today was the perfect kind of Sunday. I slept til noon. Woke up with a slightly less intense hangover than expected. Got Starbucks. Met Jess at the Angelika to see The Wackness (which was AMAZING, btw - more later). Had a late lunch at an adorable little mexican cafe in the West Village. Spent the afternoon with Jess admiring gorgeous brownstones and contemplating life. Walked 458347578634 miles....
I’m officially obsessed with this song. MGMT...
who am i?
I would just like the entire world few people that read my blog to know that I woke up at 8AM this morning. On a Saturday. And went to the gym. For 90 minutes. This is what being sober on a Friday night will do to ya. And I kind of like it. (gasp!)
The agenda for the rest of the day includes: coffee, Wall-E with JBun and Whit, possibly sneaking in to another movie (rebels!), a nap, dinner at Boat...
“This advice is good for the ladies: When it comes to men who are romantically...”
– Randy Pausch (via whitneyinthecity)
“I hate those dumb games. There should be an exit survey after hooking up: Do you...”
– Jess, who is wise beyond her words
Celebrity Encounters →
Or, what I like to call “my 37485th appearance on Mollygood.com.” OH the advantages of rooming with a gossip blogger.
Sigh.
I returned $74 worth of clothes this afternoon with the intentions of buying NOTHING ELSE (a feat in itself). But I should have known better. Sigh. I only bought flip-flops. And another dress. And a top. And a scarf. BUT THEY WERE ALL NECESSARY.
Did I mention how much I LOVE shirt dresses?! I don’t want summer to end.
Me: [reading a gossip blog] Did you know Lindsay Lohan has a girlfriend?
Michael: No, I didn't! When did that happen?
Me: People have been making a big deal out of it for the past month or so.
Michael: Hmm. Has this made her more popular? Or less popular?
Me: I'd say it's pretty equal.
Michael: OMG - it's what we've always wanted for the gays! Equality! [dances]
You'd think he was straight with comments like...
Me: OMG! Look how cute this teacup malti-poo is!
Michael: OMG! I think my dick just shriveled up and died. And my man boobs got bigger. Now google a bulldog.
They will always be my favorite.
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing...”
– Sylvia Plath, my literary hero.
legally blonde.
The finale of Legally Blonde: The Search for Elle Woods premiered tonight on MTV, and - embarrassingly - it made me all warm & fuzzy inside after they announced the winner. The show has been a guilty pleasure the entire season - mainly because this was one of MTV’s better interpretations of what reality TV could be: optimistic, genuine, inspirational. And it made me want my name in...
“I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely excited about his work. Not...”
– Walter Chrysler (via meghanasha)
I love Google Analytics
Some funny keywords that people have googled and - as a result - found my blog:
- gay pride
- hot phone calling (lol - wtf?)
- OMG and Bloomingdales (totes my fave)
- dbag with tumblr
- new new new new york girls song
3:45AM
and I’m still wide awake.
I don’t know if it’s the excitement from a sudden inspiration today to start writing my Great American Novel for the 458935th time. Or if it’s the violent/thrilling/intense scenes from The Dark Knight that keep replaying over and over in my head. Or if the barista at Starbucks forgot to make my 6PM grande iced skinny vanilla latte a DECAF like I...
This song instantly alters my mood. In a...
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”
– Clark Gable (via scout) (via laceymae)
Holly Conlan - OK
I’m self-absorbed, and I...
“Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.”
– Christian Morganstern
“I performed at a bar mitzvah. And I’m telling you, man, these little...”
– Snoop Dogg, bwahahahaha. [via MG]
WatchConan + Joel = my dream
Houston, New York Has a Problem →
“The Southern city welcomes the middle class; heavily regulated and expensive Gotham drives it away.”
Just thought this article comparing the growth of Houston and New York was interesting and quite relative. I already knew that if I was making my current salary back home in Houston, I could live like a queen - spacious low-rent apartment, nice car, justified shopping sprees. Here, my...
