July 2008
81 posts
“You’ll slow down, trust me. You’re going to meet a nice boy and stay...”
– Greg, in response to me thinking I’ll still be a party girl at 30.
My weekend...
went by way too quickly.
Deets to come when I find some energy. For now, PICS!
June 2008
56 posts
Brianna Taylor (from Real World: Hollywood) -...
“I didn’t want the pink umbrella, but I didn’t want to make a big...”
– One of Michael’s gay friends. Never have I heard someone say “no offense” about being a girl, bwahahaha. LOVE IT.
Michael: What is a PBR Pounder?
Sara: PBR is a beer
Sara: I'm guessing a pounder is like a "tall boy"
Sara: just a big beer
Michael: TAll boy?
Sara: that's what beers that are larger than 12oz cans are called
Michael: I am so confused.
Sara: a PBR pounder is a can of PBR that is larger than normal
Sara: it's like 16oz
Sara: or maybe even larger, I don't know
Michael: There is so much math involved.
Michael: and nothing has french names
Michael: I am so out of my element.
The Ruse - Lay You Down
Going to see this band on...
“The truest thing I know about relationships…is that sometimes, we...”
– From the show, “Men in Trees”…and absolutely one of my most favorite quotes.
Be careful where you sit...in your own apartment! →
Creepy.
Just pull me down hard And drown me in love
Gone in 60 seconds
Anonymous girl: Do you remember telling that guy at the bar last night that I liked "one minute men"?
Me: sigh, no. Was it funny or awful?
Anonymous girl: funny and uncomf
Me: success!
Kelly Cutrone is my new fave New Yorker →
Ms. Cutrone suddenly blared “Rapper’s Delight” from her laptop and lit a cigarette at her desk. “Sometimes I do nothing for a moment,” she said, adding that she uses brief, deafening musical interludes as “a management tool.”
“I’m not just doing it ’cause you’re here,” she added. Her preternaturally calm assistants nodded vociferously.
Leave it to Texas Republicans... →
Lisa: but I don't want to be a bad influence
Me: haha, it's fine.
Me: we'll be classy ladies in control of our behavior
Lisa: yes!
Lisa: home by 10
Me: right
Lisa: or we will turn into pumpkins
Me: yes
Me: and I don't look good in orange.
“Sara loves chocolate milk so much that I’m pretty sure it’s the one...”
– Whitney to one of her friends
Happy Fathers Day, Daddy! I LOVE YOU!!
(Paul...
Its just a drop in the ocean A change in the...
LOVE this song. It’s SO New York...
Not gonna lie - I LOVE that smell. →
Turns out that “new shower curtain smell” is TOXIC! Great.
“Sara, I’m so jealous of your early 20s lifestyle.”
– Michael, who is the ripe old age of 26.
“I think you have a purchasing addiction. But it’s different than a...”
– Whitney
This morning...
Michael: Hey, rough night?
Me: Michael, just because someone isn’t wearing makeup doesn’t mean they had a rough night. Asshole.