April 2008
70 posts
Sara: High fives are gay!
Michael: No they're not! They're like the straightest of the straight.
Sara: They used to be.
Michael: Ugh, I can't keep up with you people anymore.
“What’s wrong with you? You’re in a 4 o’clock mood and...”
– Michael. I usually get all giddy around 4pm everyday, but today it started a little early! :)
“In case you’re in a quandary about mother’s day… the ONLY...”
– My mother (via email), who has always been wonderfully easy to please!
So I’ve neglected my tumblr a little lately. What can I say? I’ve been relatively uninspired. Not to mention that this past weekend was a complete whirlwind! Friday was happy hour that started at 6pm and went way in to the wee hours of the morning. Saturday was minor recuperation, followed by the most ridiculous (I mean that in a good way) evening out in Brooklyn with my good friend...
Grrr...I officially HATE my Blackberry. It deletes...
While cleaning up after our picnic...
Sara: OMG, who left their book? Whose book is that??
Someone: Uh, Sara, that's a box of crackers.
Sara: Bwahahaha. Have you READ Multi Grain?! It's probs the worst book ever!
“So that’s my basic good life (for at least the next five to seven years):...”
– Farnoosh Torabi, You’re So Money
Guy on the street: Hi, can I have ten minutes of your time to talk to you about a children's charity?
Me: Sorry, we're in a hurry.
Michael: [after walking off] No, but you CAN have ONE minute to tell me what kind of underwear you're wearing and if you're single.
Michael and I applied for this today. →
It’s going to be our big break, bwahahaha!
dr. omgskr
Michael: Sometimes I still call my therapist on the phone when I have a break down.
Sara: Awww, Michael, you know you can call me and I won't charge you a dime!
Michael: Uh, sorry but I don't really respect your psychiatric advice.
Sara: hahahaha
Michael: You'd be like, wah wah wah, you suck at life. Let's go drinking!!!!
“Brooklyn? I think that’s in New York.”
– Blair Waldorf
8 ways Jesus would have been the worst boyfriend... →
“There are those who say Obama isn’t ready, or he’s voted wrong on this or that....”
– Michael Moore, My Vote’s for Obama (if I could vote…)
I admire his rant, but he could have kept the focus on his candidate of choice, rather than tearing Hillary down. But he wouldn’t be Mr. Moore if he didn’t stir up a little trouble.
I love love love this song…
Spring has officially arrived!
I woke up at 10AM this morning (can you believe it?!) and decided to make use of my lack-of-a-hangover by doing an incredible 90-minute workout at the gym. After a shower and breakfast, Whit and I headed to the upper east to meet the girls at central park, but were quickly deterred when we realized the POPE was coming down 5th Ave just as we were trying to cross over. It was a TOTAL madhouse, so...
Overheard in the Bloomie's shoe dept yesterday
Shoe Salesman: Wow, those shoes look really great on you.
Lady trying on Marc Jacobs pumps: Haha, thanks. I don't know though...
Shoe Salesman: You really have incredibly beautiful legs. Those shoes just look amazing on them. Wow.
Lady trying on MJ pumps: Okay, thanks. They're a little uncomfortable though. I might hurt my "beautiful legs" just by walking in them.
Shoe Salesman: God, nothing could hurt those legs.
Lady trying on MJ pumps: Alright, well why don't you tell that to my husband?
Shoe Salesman: Hey, well you can tell it to my wife, too!
Me: [blatantly staring in disgust/confusion]
Can a feminist really love sex and the city? →
“Not only is it a program about women, but one about women who like each other. They identify as each other’s soul mates and provide emotional, practical and moral support. They don’t compete with each other for male attention. They make each other laugh. It is probably the best depiction of the genuine nature and importance of female friendship ever to win an Emmy.
And so while...
In pictures: 10 reasons it's great to be single →
“[When you’re single], you’ve got double the money, double the time and double the space!”
Sara: Yeah, so she went on a date with a comedian this weekend.
Emma: Hmmm, that's cool.
Sara: I could NEVER date a comedian. I would consistently be like, 'THAT'S NOT FUNNY. But listen to this...'
Emma: And then you'd follow it up with a joke about shit.
Michael: sick, chilis is dumb.
Sara: i
Michael: you balls chilis?
Sara: Yes, Michael. I balls chilis.
Sara: That's clearly not what that symbol is.
Michael: I think I know what a dudes sack looks like.
Sara: or a sideways heart
Michael: I
Michael: I heart balls
