April 2008
70 posts
March 2008
89 posts
It is sad that people think you have to choose between being intelligent,...
– Julia Allison, from the NYTimes article “Channeling Carrie”
I'll stop procrastinating...tomorrow
It’s Sunday afternoon and I am finally settling down to finish (and start) a freelance project for work. I procrastinated all weekend by watching bad TV, sleeping late, going to the Museum of Modern Art, shopping with the girls, and bar hopping in the vil. So it’s officially time to get down to business!! ….After I finish this post, download pics from last night…and watch...
Well, I mean, they’re 10 bucks. I know how you buy anything that’s...
– Whitney, re: ballet flats from Target (…and a true problem I have.)
98 nicknames for New York City →
Highlights include: “The Biggest Gateway to Immigrants” and “Father Knickerbocker.” WTF??!
I think that one of the things that has changed the perception [of women] is...
– Candace Bushnell
That’s how I picture you as a grandma…wearing leopard print and...
– Whitney to me, after seeing Betty White represent on TMZ
via blackberry chat
Me: Okay, well I'm gonna go cuddle up on the couch
Me: Just know that when you're watching SNL, I'll be doing the same
Me: It'll be like we're looking at the same moon
Whitney: Yes, but unfortch it's a rerun
Me: Oh noes!
Me: Well, so is the moon
Me: If you think about it...
Whitney: That's deep
I just watched the episode of The Hills where...
Entire City Falling Apart →
A detailed list of construction accidents in NYC over the last years. TRAGIC!
btw
So I never did write about my “psychic experience” from last Tuesday evening… Basically, I only remember bits and pieces of the reading, but the psychic told me all of the following, in detail (without knowing anything about my life):
-I am happy with my career and I can expect to be happy for many years to come (I know, too easy)
-I’ve had two “great” loves...
Bitch may be the new black. BUT BLACK IS THE NEW PRESIDENT, BITCH!
– Tracy Morgan on SNL
An Unexpected Afternoon...
Whitney and I were on our way out the door this afternoon when we heard the most god awful, intense, heart-stopping noise we’ve ever heard.
I had heard construction workers on and off all morning clanging around (knowing the street over had a high-rise in the works), but the second I heard the CRASH, I knew it was the site on 51st, almost directly behind us. We heard screams and sirens...
A Scary Day in Midtown East →
I'd so be Paris' BFF →
…if I lived in LA. Also, if I had no standards/morals/dignity whatsoever. Besides, I already participated in a BFF reality show - it was called 4 years in a sorority. Just kidding. Sort of.
Best clip from this season’s SNL. Period.
Best. News. Story. Ever. →
WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
Why I'm never wearing heels to work again
Coworker: Ohhh, you got a date later?
Me: Can't I just look nice for work?!
Michael: Not without ridicule!
Me: Governor Spitzer was just discovered to be involved in a prostitution ring & is about to make a statement about it
Mom: yawn.... another whacked out politician