December 2008
108 posts
November 2008
72 posts
Best. Concept. Ever. →
Runnin’ from your folks, runnin’ from...
“Well, you’ll live to be 120, but you sure won’t know anyone.”
– Family friend re: my vegetarianism, hahahaha
no traffic, no lines, no wait, no delays. You'd...
texas.
Lisa: how many margs will you have in texasssssssss? Me: 7458934653…and lots of tex mex food! And queso, mmm! Lisa: yummmm Me: I’m going to gain 4578934 lbs Lisa: Nah. You can work it off riding a bull or something.
Baby, it’s cold outside…
houston.
I’ll be heading HOME to Texas in four days for the Thanksgiving holiday and I couldn’t be more excited! I haven’t been to Houston since August 2007, so the visit is highly anticipated and long overdue. It’s slightly oxymoronic to say I’m “vacationing” in Texas, but that’s exactly what I’ll be doing. Here’s what I’m most looking...
I may or may not have tried to learn the Beyonce... →
“I just wish I could start a relationship about 12 years in when you really...”
– Liz Lemon on 30 Rock
I walked out of Penn Station this afternoon only...
Ahhh, New York. It’s good to be back. Even if I WAS only gone for 36 hours.
“Carry Me Ohio” by Sun Kil Moon (my...
“I really don’t believe that you will love the same thing when you’re...”
– Beyoncé in this week’s People
“Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You’re...”
– Simon Hoggart
(So Michael put on my peacoat…) Me: Wow, you look really gay. Michael: Hey, at least I’m not sending mixed signals.