January 2008
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This is definitely better than any history book
My dad just emailed me these scanned pages from a sketchbook that I used to draw and write in a good 15 - 17 years ago. What follows is a telling tale about an anonymous narrator and her journey encountering naked men, mistaking clouds for islands, and sailing on the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
I believe everything Obama says. He’s like…my political Jesus.
– Me, in a conversation with Whitney regarding this article in the Times today.
I’m not a fan of quoting myself (HAHAHA), but I truly believe Obama when he speaks about the changes our country needs and his plan to implement them. He’s more than just political rhetoric and empty...
Old York, Old York
I randomly found some photos taken in the 1900s on my street, just a few avenues down. I love pictures of old New York. They make me want to learn so much more about its history!
Lack of January Snow is a First for NYC in 75... →
…you don’t see me complaining!!
I just bought apples, grapes and veggie burger...
Now, normally this wouldn’t be newsworthy, but my total was $15! I got over the cost-of-living in NYC shock a long time ago, but sometimes, it just hits you smack in the face out of nowhere. Like at the grocery store…or writing rent checks…or going out on a Saturday night.
Okay, every damn day.
Thank GOD its worth it! :)
Sara, today me and you are going to BOND!
– my dentist, making jokes about getting a chipped tooth bonded (that occurred from trying to “fix” a piece of jewelry with my teeth. Wonderful.)
Living in this city makes me broke, clever
Me: $6800 in taxes were withheld from my paychecks this year!!
Me: Ughhh thats like, 6 months of rent
Whitney: that is insanely ridic
Me: its super sad!
Me: damn the man
Me: no, damn the MANhattan
Whitney: true
Me: gosh that was clever
Me: I must quote myself
Headed to bed...
Today was one of those days where I REALLY felt like a grown up. I stayed at the office until after 7 working on a manuscript for a big project, and then went to the gym for a solid 90 minutes. I didn’t get home until 9ish, and it (surprisingly) felt really really really good. I’m not sure why this makes me feel grown up…maybe I just equate accomplishment and long hours with...
I would go out to Time Warner headquarters and attach an explosive to my body,...
– Whitney, refering to our ridiculous relationship with the cable co. It seems like every other week they are at our apartment fixing something.
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My Sunday kind of love
Its 11:32PM and it has just become incredibly apparent that I will not be getting into bed anytime soon. I am fulfilling an ice cream craving and bouncing back-and-forth between working on a manuscript for work, editing an internship essay for a friend and scribbling ideas for my next great American novel. I wish this was my life all the time.
Monday is gonna SUCK.
…be stoic when necessary & write - you have seen a lot, felt deeply...
– Sylvia Plath from an April 1956 journal entry about how she plans to win friends and influence people.
Whenever I get writer’s block, which is more often than I get writer’s FLOW, I pick up my copy of Plath’s unabridged journals and reread everything I have furiously underlined...
Insecurities 101 (reblogged from Julia Allison)
One of the biggest difficulties I’ve had in my own “personal branding” is that I really, really like being seen as attractive.
I rarely felt pretty (or popular) growing up, and so, in my twenties, when I figured out HOW to look attractive (emphasizing my best physical qualities, learning about fashion, makeup, wonderbras, how to pose to flatter my best angle, etc etc), I just...
Loooong Overdue Pics from Mount Snow!
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one new years resolution down!
So I signed up today for a membership at New York Sports Club. There is a club close to work and one close to home, so I have NO EXCUSES! They gave me a “free” personal trainer today, too, for signing my life away. Talk. about. brutal. I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to walk tomorrow. Needless to say, it felt great, but I was reintroduced to muscles I hadn’t felt in...
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
I received this in an email and thought it was quite…enchanting.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said:”NO!” And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank vodka martinis, frozen strawberry daiquiris, and even tequilas, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted,...
I think every girl who sleeps with a guy before a committed relationship has...
– The chick from Millionaire Matchmaker
Reasons I'll be single forever
Friend: He came home for lunch and I made him a sammy and gave him a hand job. lol
Me: omg, lol!
Friend: I'm the perfect girl. Why wouldn't he want that forever?!
Even the settlers didn't settle this much
Friend: [discussing how she wants a dog, but will settle for a cat because they are easier to deal with in small Manhattan apartments]
Me: Don't settle!!!!!
Friend: lol, I'm tired...I'm just gonna settle on everything...someone get me a cat and a mediocre boyfriend, stat!
Me: hahahahahahahha! I'll take that too. Hold the cat.
The New York Daily News just ruined my liiiiiiife! →
Gossip Girl is a dude. Not cool.
Why you shouldn't discuss important things while...
Sara: [telling Whitney about the concept and title for my new novel]
Whitney: That sounds good, but...its really hard to take you seriously with dressing on your chin.
Sigh.
Sara: Yeah, I broke my collarbone the first time I went skiing. I had to be hauled away on a snowmobile.
Michael: Were you drinking?
Sara: I WAS 12!!
Michael: Were you drinking?
hahaha something I came across from 7/06
Guy: when you review the thousands of pictures you take in a day, do you listen to billy idol's "hot in the city"?
Me: as a matter of fact, I do! When YOU review them daily, what do YOU listen to?
Guy: I listen to tainted love. not the marylin manson version but the depeche mode version.