February 2012
“[He] has a friend who once said that New York City takes all the basic facets of...”
– Ramshackle Glam: This Kind Of Life
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“That was the year, my twenty-eighth, when I was discovering that not all...”
– Joan Didion, Goodbye to All That
“Write the woman you are, or sing her, or stitch her, or shout her as loud as you...”
– How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down
Package Deal.
Monique: Why’d you even get a Roomba? Me: My boyfriend came with one?
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January 2012
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Gchats with Mom.
Mom: you better erase your internet searches on your work computer too
Me: hahaha, why? what do you think I search for that they shouldn't see?
Mom: just the lame stuff u search constantly ;-0
Me: ha like WHAT
Mom: o teen mom jersey shore celeb stuff
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WatchShit Liz Lemon Says.
Somebody bring me some HAAAAAAAAAAM.
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert sits down with Where the Wild Things Are author and affable crank Maurice Sendak.
Colbert: Do you like [children]? Sendak: I like them as few and far between as I do adults. Maybe a bit more because I really don’t like adults. At all practically.
Greatest interview ever.
“That [Kathie Lee and Hoda] hour is delightful. It’s just what live TV...”
– Tina Fey (via TODAY Show)
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Couple sitting next to us at Le Bouchon in Cold...
Her: What should we do for Valentine’s Day? Him: Probably kill a baby & dress the corpse up as Cupid & put motorized wings on it.
Okay then.
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Imperfect Makeup is a Trend for 2012: You Can Fall... →
“The new look is ‘coming home from the party,’ not ‘going out to the party.’”
I knew being a hot mess would eventually become a trend.
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Betty White's Words of Wisdom
1. Floss every single day.
2. Eat a lot of fresh fruit.
3. Never ever text a photo of a body part that dangles.
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kellyoxford:
My best friends are precious.
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